Here it is - what you have all been waiting for.

I am so pleased I am able to bring you at last a photo of my lawn. Well it's just a small section really but you will get the idea from this!

Reasons to be cheerful = (hold on wasn't that Ian Dury)

1) The sun is out the sky is blue, there's not a cloud to spoil the view (hold on wasn't that Leo Sayer)

2) My boy has fixed the rowing machine so I can row row row my ...(hold on wasn't that........... - who?). It was just a loose nut - ME! No seriously folks it was just a loose BOLT and he tightened the other one too so I should be ok for a bit. I had ten minutes of BBC news worth of rowing this morning followed by a track from the BEP (Hey Mama) on the exercise bicycle so I am refreshed - and not by Heinekin.

3) My cheque for my photo came through - now I feel a little more like a 'photographer' - flash bang wallop what a picture (wasn't that...)

These cheesy references to songs MUST stop Jojo or the readers will spew..

4) My photos that I ordered from Photobox on Friday came today - wow what a service. Please Mister Postman look and see - The Carpenters.

Oooooooooooh look at that 4 reasons and it's only 10.20. Oh and 5) don't have to be at work til 12, hehe, and my special boss just texted me to find out where I was, aw bless.

There is one Bladder quote running through my head a lot lately....

BA George, who's using the family brain-cell at the moment?
This is just the beginning of the training. The beginning
of five long months of very clever, very dull men looking
at machinery.

Flasheart Hey, girls! Look at my machinery!

Coffee break over........