We just finished watching Trinny and Susanna fondling the nation’s boobs. I have to say that it would be a damn sight easier for women to wear the right size bra if bras were made to the same dimensions for each size but they aren’t of course. I didn’t see it all so I don’t know if they covered what women do with mismatched boobs. I guess, like me, you have to accommodate the biggie and use any space left the other side for storage… small bottle of perfume, packet of tissues, biro, spare pair of shoes, etc. And I wasn’t entirely convinced that ‘Zadok the Priest’ was the most fitting pieces of music for nearly a thousand women to launch their bras into the sky to either.

In spite of some sunny and unseasonably mild days it is becoming increasingly clear that Christmas is not far away and so tomorrow the girlie is dragging me out to do some Christmas shopping. I’m nervous at the thought of all that fake snow and be-tinselled nonsense although it’s still quite early for full saturation level – nervous but excited! It’ll be nice to enjoy my day off as a day off, as I haven’t done so for a few weeks, and much as I love work I need a change of scene…