OMG how sad is that- I have had two glasses of champagne and I am pissed. I have had to re-write that sentence a few times.
No it’s not a party. The lady that does our window display for the upcoming play needed an empty champagne bottle and we only had full ones at home. Sooooooooooooo…. I said….well…its easy enough to empty one.
Hubby thought it very wasteful but I said that I can celebrate the fact that I got through my first presentation – of a series of three on confidentiality in the NHS – oh and btw, shhhh, I didn’t tell you that, it’s confidential.
I was so nervous. Partly because I had people attending whose opinion I have heard on the subject of bad presentations and bad presenters. I wonder why it is that when you want to if not impress than certainly not un-impress someone that you just fall apart at the seams doing something that really isn’t a tricky thing to do. But it was fine. Ok so I may not have been the best in the world but it got people talking over the topics and discussing it as a group – I couldn’t ask for more!
I am hoping that the effects of all this champagne on an empty stomach will soon wear off because I have to go out and take photos this evening and they don’t want to be blurry.
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You needed an empty champagne bottle, you only had a full one so you solved the problem! Well done! 
Shame on you for using such a lame excuse to empty a champagne bottle! A lady needed an empty one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still..........
It's perfectly acceptable to be inebriated after two glasses if you have an empty stomach. Did the lady need an empty stomach too!